What is it about bacon that entices even the most hardcore of vegetarians? (I'm talking to you Briony! Harry and I saw you nibble a piece of it)

It's bad for us. Artery-clogging. Fattening. Salty. But oh so damn good.

Great with waffles prepared by your boyfriend. He bakes his bacon, not just fries it. It tastes delicious.

I like it extra crispy, extra crunchy. Those Bacon Bits you get from the store are sooo chemical. Nothing beats freshly cooked bacon, crunch, crunch, chomp, chomp and goodbye, diet!

Jason swears he'll never eat bacon again after every meal he has with bacon. That cycles repeats itself every other day. I fear for his heart. And his slowly growing gut.

Bacon. There's such romance around it. Who doesn't fall in love with it? It's like that bad boy in your life you wish would never make an appearance again because you know he's baaaad but soooo good in other ways. You just can't resist him. Like a prodical lover. Like the one who never really got away.

Like the one you don't really want to go away.